Are you a cat tho?

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
baggyandkitty

“im getting old” starter pack

kingjaffejoffer

  • “this is way too sweet”
  • “they’re remaking that movie already????”
  • “my back hurts”
  • “wait, people get mad about that now?”
  • “I can’t eat that, its gone fuck my stomach up”
  • “hold on let me check my calendar first”
  • **turns on the radio** [groans]
thuggums

How dare you EXPOSE me at 5:18 am on this good Monday

zerofucksclub

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Originally posted by plumkat

jeffreydeanneganstrash

The accuracy of this post tho.

janeinjune
feministism

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swiftlywiththefoxes

January 2019:

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suite-dee-reynolds

I lost weight when I went on my medication initially because it made me very sick and when I told people that was why, more than a couple would say stuff like “I wish I could get some of that” like you want a weird disorder that is awful and to be violently ill? just to be skinnier?

existentialismandmakeup

“After I got the biopsies, they did another mammogram. And I had to have my shirt off. And I was standing there at the machine. And the technician said, oh my gosh, you have such a flat stomach. What is your secret? And I was like, oh, I’m dying.“

-Tig Notaro

theconcealedweapon

More proof that the ideal of thinness never had anything to do with health.